May 2013
hitlersasshole:
Anon hate on aisle 4
April 2013
Confucius says ~ “ask the cutie before you touch the booty”
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Anonymous asked: Hey, long time no see on tumblr! How are you and the boy?
last night my boyfriend chose to watch Spanglish and ever since has been singing kelly clarkson to me
i think i have a girlfriend now
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
February 2013
screamingcrawfish:
i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag Read More
6 tags
4 tags
in two years i’m moving to america so you yankies should probably start building up a friendship with me now (please)
rhydonmyhardon:
If touching my butt is not included in one of your lifetime goals we need to reassess your priorities
why do drugs when you can do me
rnackenzie:
you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes???where were you
January 2013
allthestoriessaretrue:
ur not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you
December 2012
candycoateddoom:
krisbuttholeimnida:
what if lollipops moaned everytime we licked them
it’s always 2 am somewhere
