March 2012
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February 2012
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if i ever need motivation to kill myself i’m going to add more 14 year-olds on facebook
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last weekend i was out hittin’ up da clubs and saw a group of guidos fighting over some girl and one of them said “I told you from the fucking start, she’s just a gold-digger” and immediately afterwards kanye west’s ‘golddigger’ came on and i cried tears of joy
Me: did you know Whitney Houston died?
My sister: who?
Me: nevermind
*5 minutes later*
My sisters status: RIP Whitney Houston
textposter:
i like to think that my mental instability is balanced out by my semi-good looks
1612th:
lil wayne
tall wayne
grande wayne
venti wayne
me: /spends rest of life avoiding people from high school
textposter:
sending your newborn baby to therapy because it wont stop crying
this one time i thought i was in love but it turned out to be gastro
quitelovelydear asked: To see tattooes on others, foretells that strange loves will make you an object of jealousy. and. To dream about hate, indicates repressed aggression and your fear of confrontations. On the other hand, you may forcing your views and opinions onto others. Consider the symbolism of other elements in the dream to find out what is it that you really hate.
actually i did get a valentine well really it was an envelope full of anthrax but w/e
I keep having nightmares that my ex tattoos a list of everything he hates about me on his chest — can somebody dream-dictionary this and explain my subconscious to me
future kids: mum, how did you and dad meet?
me: well it all started on isanyoneup
solaravadamkii:
I’m waiting for yolo to become a legitimate legal defense.
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Eloise: It's not like I don't like him, he's just a bit vapid.
Nathan: What does vapid mean?
Me:
Eloise:
Me:
Eloise:
Me:
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facebook chat dude: hey how are you?
me: i'm great!
facebook chat dude: whats his name? ;)
me: if there was a guy involved i would be the opposite of great
when happily taken friends complain about being lonely:
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE UNWAVERING BITTERNESS THAT IS LIFE
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Mindless Self Indulgence - Get It Up
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Announce to friend that you’ve given up sex. Friend immediately hands you a box of condoms and smiles. God shitting damnit.
recycledjawboneskissing asked: YO. TELL T-DOG WE ALL SHOULD HANG OUT TOMORROW. YOU, ME, HK AND HIM. TELL HIM I'M FREE AT 2:20. I CUNT REACH HIM. I WANNA SEE YOUUUUU.
rowboatwithashogun asked: And if nothing else, it is at least testament to the oft overlooked aesthetic appeal of green leopard print lol Howdy yourself, my dear :)
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There’s nothing I hate more than people whose names double as objects.
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extrajuicy asked: The awkward moment when I fell in love with a girl called Eloise instead of my boy.
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The Cure - Boys Don’t Cry