December 2011
141 posts
Anonymous asked: most awkward experience??
Anonymous asked: why are you over in ingland and on tumblr heaps??????
“A déjà vu is actually a glitch in reality, and it indicates that something has...”
– (via creepypasta)
Spooning a hot water bottle because you’re lonely and third degree burns on your nipples are cool.
stormcloud:
what’s the point of posting missing child posters on here
do you realize that we don’t leave our house
dogsfuckedthepopenofaultofmine asked: I think he had unholy motives, that's why he recorded you... Sick bastard... Was your flight good apart from that?
So for the last hour of my flight the dude next to me decided it’d be a wicked idea to film out of the window as we made our descent into London (which I’m fairly sure is illegal anyway but whatever). This would have been cool, if he didn’t turn his camera around every thirty seconds or so to film the cabin crew and people sitting around him - namely, me. After about thirty...
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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me: whoops
dogsfuckedthepopenofaultofmine asked: Thank you so much! :D You're adorable!
Anonymous asked: i think the ladders on your arm's are beautiful.
“He stuck his cock in me and said I love you, in that exact order. Now I’m not...”
– The Tracey Fragments
me: tells joke
me: hahahahaha im so funny omg
me: that ones going on tumblr
me: two notes here i come
Anonymous asked: eloise, i have only known you to eat large amounts of toast when you are sad. whats wrong?
If the flame of a candle flickers and then turns blue, there's a spirit in the room.
If a bird flies through your house, it indicates important news. If it can't get out, the news will be death.
If you feel a chill up your spine, someone is walking on your future grave.
A bat in the house is a sign of death.
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whatever. i’m going to eat toast until i puke.
one-angry-man asked: Tattoo pics?! (I'm not that anon)
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol
Anonymous asked: when is ur tattoo? when are u leaving? MERRY CHRISTMAS XO
roses r red violets r blu if i had a rock id throw it at u
Anonymous asked: if your a vegetarian why are you eating cheese?
Cheese on toast for Christmas dinner. I am spared no extravagance.
2008: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2009: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2010: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
2011: Wow, I was so stupid last year.
Does anyone else get offended by all those ‘hacked’ statuses on Facebook like “i love penis <3” or “i’m a homosexuallll”? Not only do they clog up my newsfeed with unwavering constancy, but they demean and belittle the very real obstacles same-sex attracted people face every day by implying these preferences are something to be ostracised and laughed at...
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you got layed girly?
one-angry-man asked: Skinheads do it for me too, ohman.
Anonymous asked: who are you into atm?
