March 2012
135 posts
internet safety tips
clavid:
everyone is the guy from the lovely bones until proven otherwise
don’t you DARE take a picture of your vagina
DONT YOU
DARE
why taking a picture of your vagina is a bad way...
clavid:
everyone on this website is a gay guy. even the girls are actually gay boys using pictures of their older sisters.
DONT YOU DARE
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
new tattoo or no food for a week? this decision is probably far too easy.
self-obsessi0n:
things i’m good at
showering
eating
sleeping
staring at beautiful people
following beautiful people home
camping outside beautiful people’s homes
being arrested for trespassing
methlabrador:
doing the cinnamon challenge with cocaine
if you’re following a blog titled ‘absolute best posts’ chances are they don’t in fact have the absolute best posts. not even close.
adolfphin:
a pot dealer who deals actual pots and other helpful kitchen supplies
“And fuck toasters. I don’t need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a...”
– Jon Lajoie
(via this-season-im-gonna-change)
grandfather pop culture:
snakes on an aeroplane
grandfather pop culture:
spongebob smallpants
Anonymous asked: If you were to throw a party what kind of beer or hard liqour would you get?
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
avad0re asked: She ate magnets for christs sake. As if her bowels aren't permanently erupting.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Sexy middle school boy who skates and listens to Eminem and says a lot of swear words when his parents aren’t around
sometimes he smokes cigarettes but only socially
3 tags
my evening ended with some drunk bitch that i didnt know sitting on my couch telling me all about her explosive diarrhea
cosmo tip #146
expertcosmotips:
whenever he says the name of another girl hit him in the face with a hammer
when a guy is needy and insecure its such a turn-off HELLO, I’M supposed to be the obsessive emotionally-crippled one here
Anonymous asked: I just wish you actually cared.
important things i have done with my life thus far:
be born
graduate high school
get a blingee account
basedgoth93:
“If we see any of those bloody hairheads about we’ll mash their bloody hair heads in” what I imagine skinheads discussing
Anonymous asked: I think about you everyday and it makes me feel really, really terrible.
theairisfilledwithmonsters asked: do you know the size they are in US sizing the shorts :D I am so interested! <3
Anonymous asked: why are you giving away such nice shorts for free?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:
the-traphouse:
I know them one direction dudes get so much pussy.
too bad thats not what theyre looking for
1612th:
wow i wish i was here for tumblr prom so i could not attend it and stay home blogging
sorrywhatwereyousaying asked: I just asked you about where you got your creepers from but I accidentally sent it on anonymous, sorry lol. But thanks for your answer, I'll keep looking :)
Anonymous asked: I was just wondering where you got your creepers from? I'm finding it really hard to find a pair to buy for myself, thanks :)
becapecax3 asked: If only I was that small!!! I would totally love those.
If anyone is interested in a FREE pair of UK size 12 high-waisted Urban Outfitters shorts with kittens all over them drop me a line. Did I mention they’ve NEVER BEEN WORN? AND ARE FREE?!
juchepresident:
libertarians are cold heartless scum who don’t actually care about killing people in other countries but che guevara is a pretty cool guy
i see